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Bella: I'm virgin!

4. dubna 2011 v 20:25 | MUSEmaniačka |  Eclipse - Graphic

Charlie: You definitely don't want to have to get married because you weren't… careful.
Bella: What?
Charlie: You know what I'm talking about. There's things that you need to think about if you're going to be physically intimate-
Bella: Okay, don't have the talk.
Charlie: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.
Bella: I doubt that. And don't bother, 'cause mom beat you to it like ten years ago.
Charlie: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.
Bella: I'm sure things work the same… way.
Charlie: All right. So, you guys are taking precautions and…
Bella: Okay, dad. Please just don't worry about that. Edward is… old school.
Charlie: Old school. Great. What's that, like code for something?
Bella: Oh my god, dad! I'm a virgin.
Charlie: … Okay, good. I'm glad we covered that.
Bella: Me too!
 

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